From: pcorbett@voyager.newcomm.net (Philip M. Corbett)

Below you will find the basic chords to  "Size of a Cow" by The Wonder Stuff:


Intro:  B (barred) 
           A  G  D  G  (X2)


Verse 1: B
Bb                  A                                Bb 
                Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when
you're not looking forward?

                B
Bb         A
                Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink, and I'm
hoping that it tastes like burbon.


Pre-Chorus:Em                                      D
G
                       You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, 

                       G                                          D
G                                    
                       And these should be the best days of my life, Life,
it's not what I thought it was.


Chorus: A                     G                                 D
G                 
                Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over
broken glass, I said

                A              G                                 D
G
                Oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the
size of a cow.

                A    G    D            
                Aaaaaah, the size of a cow


Verse pattern:  B  Bb  A  Bb 


Verse 2: B
Bb   A
Bb
                You know it would be strange to live life in a cage, and
only believe the things you see that are written on a page.

                B
Bb           A
                How easy would it be to be home in time for tea, and stop
feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea.
               

Pre-Chorus

Chorus: A                     G                                 D
G
                Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over
broken glass, I said

                A              G                                  D
G
                Oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the
size of a cow.

                A      G   D                                  A      G    D  
                Aaaaaah, the size of a cow,  Aaaaaaah the size of a cow

Verse progression:  B  Bb  A  Bb  B  Bb  A  

Pre-Chorus

Chorus:  A                    G                                 D
G
                Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over
broken glass, I said
        
                A              G                                  D
G
                Oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the
size of a cow.

                A                     G                                 D
G
                Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over
broken glass, I said

                (No chord)G                                 D
G 
                Oh wow,    look at me now, I'm building up my problems to
the size of a cow.

                A   G    D     G                             A    G       D
                Aaaaaah,  the size of a cow,  Aaaaaaaah . . . .
                

End on barre chords  G#(466544)  A  (577655)


Well, at least this is how I see it.  These tabs of mine are basically done
out on an acoustic guitar, and may not be the actual lead guitar 'Malc-type'
parts.  Comments and criticisms are gladly accepted by me, Philip Corbett at
pcorbett@newcomm.net.  
(especially concerning the Em in the pre-chorus).  Bye!