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30 Years In The Bathroom - The Wonder Stuff
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Intro: Em

       F#
Oh, my lavatory has been my sanctuary

And it's easy for you to laugh at me, 
               Em
'Cos i've been thirty good years in the bathroom, baby 
                                           F#
Rub-a-dub-dub one man in the tub, and it's me,
                    Em
And it's me, always me

            A7
And now the time has come to share the joke, 
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke. 
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.

      F#
Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine, 

I've been stuck in here since nineteen fifty nine, 
            Em
Well that's thirty good years in the bathroom, baby 

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay 
     F#
'Cos when they come to take me away 
                                 Em
I will be clean, I will be clean


             A7
And now the time has come to share the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.

               F#
Well i've been thirty years in a bad mood baby, 

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay 
            Em
'Cos that's better than thirty years on the back seat of a car, 

Oh beat me with the pumice stone, eight to the bar

               A7
And now the time has come to share the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.

Chord formations:

A  - x02220
A7 - x02020
B  - xx4442
Em - 022000
F# - xx4322